Bally's Sucks

Everytime I have to go to lockeroom at a Bally's, I immediately remember why I hate that place.  Somewhere in the pamphlet (that I didn't get) it must be stated that you are to do the following things while butt naked:

1. Brush teeth

2. Shave

3. Wash hands

4. Clean ears with finger

5. put your socks on

6. Put your shoes on

7. Always pay close attention to try and strike up conversation with complete strangers while you are in your birthday suit.

I've been to several gyms including Cardinal Fitness in INDY, Cardinal Fitness in Chicago, 24 hour fitness San Diego, 24 Hour fitness Houston, the Wellness Center in Byram, Club 51 in Madison, but the Bally's in Chicago and the Bally's near Bunkerhill (Houston) Texas seem to suffer from this same affliction.